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LEMONADE LIBERATION: Michigan Lawmakers Move to Stop Bureaucratic Shakedowns of Kids’ Stands
ROGERS CITY, Mich.— By all appearances, Michigan has finally reached the point where a child with a folding table and a pitcher of lemonade is now considered a regulatory threat.
Tony Carbone
6 hours ago3 min read


The "Frosty" End Of An Era
The lights are going dark across Metro Detroit — one square burger at a time.
From Lake Orion to Ypsilanti, another round of Wendy’s locations has vanished from the landscape, leaving behind empty parking lots, faded drive-thru menus, and confused regulars wondering where the hell their late-night Baconator run went.
And this isn’t random.
This is corporate strategy.
Tony Carbone
May 122 min read


The Death of Police FOIA in Michigan
GRAND RAPIDS– The Michigan Court of Claims has firmly sealed the lid on transparency, casting a shadow over the public's right to know who is safeguarding their neighborhoods. This decision acts like a heavy, rusted cover, stifling the flow of information that citizens rely on to feel secure in their own communities.

Frank A. Fiorello
May 115 min read


Runae Moon’s “Into the Woods” Feels Like a Journey Through the Soul
Runae Moon’s latest single, Into the Woods, captivates listeners from the very first note, drawing them into an immersive experience that transcends the boundaries of a typical song. It unfolds like a shadowy realm, where the air is thick with emotion and the atmosphere is tinged with an eerie beauty.

Frank A. Fiorello
May 73 min read


Grocery Prices Don’t Care About Headlines
Step into any grocery store across Michigan, and you'll likely hear a common refrain echoed in various tones: “Why are prices still so high?” This question is entirely justified. While inflation reports may have softened and gas prices fluctuate, politicians assure the public that the situation is “stabilizing.”

Frank A. Fiorello
May 54 min read


The Fiscal Tug-Of-War
In 2011, Michigan's government decided to change the rules of the game, catching many off guard as they suddenly slapped taxes on retirement income—pensions, IRAs, and 401(k)s—like a surprise bill for a meal that had already been paid for.

Frank A. Fiorello
May 45 min read


Eastpointe Mandates Pet Microchipping
Eastpointe, Michigan — The Eastpointe City Council has approved a new ordinance requiring all resident cats and dogs over four months old to

Frank A. Fiorello
May 42 min read


OPINION: The Information Age Has Produced the Most Ignorant Electorate in History
It is a quiet Saturday morning. Across the country, millions of citizens are waking up to a world where the sum total of human knowledge is accessible via a glass rectangle in their palms. Every treaty, every economic report, every historical precedent, and every legislative line item is indexed and searchable.

Frank A. Fiorello
May 22 min read


The Atlantic’s Latest Trump-Pentagon Story Leans on Shadows, Not Proof
WASHINGTON D. C.—There’s a familiar formula in modern political media: take a highly divisive situation, sprinkle in anonymous sources, add

Frank A. Fiorello
Apr 282 min read


From Tyler Robinson to Cole Tomas Allen
There’s a certain kind of spell in the air these days—thick, electric, and just convincing enough to make otherwise rational people start se

Frank A. Fiorello
Apr 271 min read


The Death of Reason and the Rise of the Deep State
The Great American Machine is grinding its gears again, spitting out sparks of pure, unadulterated bile. We are caught in a permanent, high-

Frank A. Fiorello
Apr 262 min read


The Midnight Alarm at J. Edgar’s House
The high-wire act of Kash Patel has finally hit the heavy weather of the Atlantic, and the resulting thunderclap smells like stale gin and late-night panic.

Frank A. Fiorello
Apr 182 min read


Enough With the Finesse
DETROIT- The Detroit Red Wings have officially reached a decade of disappointment, missing the playoffs for the 10th straight season in 2025-26. This ties them for the longest active playoff drought in the NHL.

Frank A. Fiorello
Apr 182 min read


The Friend of the Court
Welcome to the Michigan Friend of the Court (FOC), an agency whose name is steeped in irony so thick it could be served on the rocks. If you’ve had even a fleeting encounter with this institution, you quickly realize that the FOC embodies the concept of “friendship” with all the warmth of a shark circling a hapless swimmer. This is not a place where camaraderie flourishes; rather, it operates with the cold efficiency of a bureaucratic machine, often leaving those who seek its

Frank A. Fiorello
Apr 107 min read


Beyond the Slogan
Mental health awareness often gets reduced to a catchy phrase, paraded around once a year like a colorful banner fluttering in the wind. Yet for countless individuals, the reality is far grimmer—a relentless, day-to-day battle against a mind that feels like a chaotic battlefield.

Frank A. Fiorello
Apr 54 min read
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